My aunt is visiting with us for a couple weeks and she has this dog and she brought it into the bathroom with her and it started whining and all I heard was “Don’t you dare give me that attitude”

If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person.

-I wish I learned this before (via lil-plant-princess)

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the-personal-quotes:

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slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

(via unescapable)

smallpunk:

insects bug me

(via fake-mermaid)

justincasef:

Real Friends // I Don’t Love You Anymore

wookiej:

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

(via unescapable)

geeses:

I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will I do then

(via trust)